emberkeelty:

Aaaand with that, the Curry Woman’s husband has just taken RPG villagers’ tendency to give you entirely too much information about their personal lives to a whole new level.

I just howled with laughter on seeing this and had to awkwardly avoid explaining what was so funny.

redpaintedrose:

Was this joke made already?

…No?

This is my favorite meme, it never gets old. NEVER.

emberkeelty:

lappi:

dorirosa:

roachpatrol:

devildyke:

isabelthespy:

douglaswolk:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website. (via Badass of the Week: Julie D’Aubigny, La Maupin) (thank you, Rachel!)

maybe the best thing i’ve read all week

badass of the week is the best site in the universe

but holy shit i have a new role model y’all

NEW HERO; BEST HERO.

what a fUCKING BADASS

hey ember

Yes.

A+ person

emberkeelty:

fuckyeahhardfemme:

beautifulredheadoftheday:

Grace Holley

wow.  wow.  i’m a little perplexed at how hot i find this…

Erza!

*incoherent noises*

yamino:

lisipuska:

jake-horsecock-english:

comicallyinsane:

tetragale:

kawaiigamzeebutt:

somethinghorrible:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

i got jane!

i got dave

yeha ok

Dirk! This is good.

I got Dirk. Woohoo! 

“You are Dave Strider”
really??? really???????  

i am dirk strider :3

I’m Tavros :o

I’m Nepeta. Surprising no-one

P.S. No, I still don’t read Homestuck. I’ve just absorbed some of it through osmosis.

Ahaha, I got Vriska. That is… probably bad.

yamino:

Yeeeaaaah all the cutie pies <3

Yay, cuties! :D

emberkeelty:

angerliz:

artemis-elric:

phemiec:

duckytier:

GUYS HOLY SHIT

ANYTHING THAT’S PROTOTYPED WILL CHANGE THE BLACK QUEEN’S POWER.

AND

TAVROS AND VRISKA HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS

CONDENSCE IS THE BLACK QUEEN

GAMZEE

WHAT

DID

YOU DO

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Oh that’s…OH…

OH

guys y’all remember that post-entry prototyping…..does nothing……..

Why can people still not remember basic plot shit like how prototyping works?

idk there’s been all sorts of twists and caveats and “oh there are other quest beds” and things where you think you know the rules until you realize you don’t have the whole story. It’s an entertaining theory, at least.

The reason people can’t remember basic plot shit in Homestuck is because it’s fucking Homestuck, there are eight zillion details to remember and half of them are trolling.

yamino:

Daaaaaang, this turned out awesome!

onimay:

The second one…. was just for fun… <3

She looks good both grimy and bloody! The blood is more striking, but the oily version is just such a perfect summary of my Iris headcanon (though some parts are more metaphorical than others :P).

Frilly panties >:)

This is so pretty.